So today, Obama outlined YET ANOTHER stimulus plan to help create jobs for citizens across the country. He is quoted saying that “we must spend our way out of this recession”. Well, yes, that sounds like a fantastic idea, but why aren’t we using the money from the previous passed $787 billion stimulus plan? Did this money just disappear? Or did it find its way into lawmakers pockets? Nobody knows for sure, but we do know that it hasn’t been spent on anything of value.

With this new stimulus plan, Obama proposed for new spending on major highways, bridges, and larger tax breaks for small business owners. Obama also stated that “we avoided the depression many feared”. Well, yes Obama, that holds true as of right now, but if we just continue to bury ourselves deeper and deeper into debt, things can only get worse.

Since the onset of our nations “recession”, over 7 million Americans have lost their jobs. Now Obama, do you think that your new stimulus plan can actually provide ALL of these Americans with jobs? I have a feeling that is highly doubtful. Sure, planning to build and repair highways, bridges, and other infrastructures could possibly help create some new jobs, but lets be real. The citizens who already have jobs in these fields will do the proposed work and most likely there will only be a handful of people hired on TEMPORARILY to help complete the work and once the work is done, they will be fired YET AGAIN.

As far as giving small businesses deeper tax breaks, it sounds nice, but lets be real here as well. Most of these small business owners will just reap the benefits of the tax breaks and stuff more money in their pockets and will not hire on additional employees. All in all, this is just another retarded idea, that will only hurt our country and fill our jobless citizens with false hopes.

What’s better than giving our stimulus money to the American citizens? Giving it to Pakistan. That’s right people. In case you didn’t know, Pakistan receives quite a bit of aid from the US. How much is “quite a bit”? How does $7.5 billion sound? Captain dumbass, Barack Obama, recently passed a $7.5 billion aid plan for Pakistan in order to help them build their economy and social programs.

Why the hell would we want to build Pakistan’s economy when ours is struggling the way it is? This makes absolutely no sense. Obama is better off sending $50 to every American citizen and telling them to wipe their ass with it because that’s basically where this $7.5 billion will be going; down the drain.

Many claim that Pakistan could help the US end the war if they wanted to. However, this has obviously not been the case. Instead, Pakistan seems to want no “strategic relationship” with the USA and just wants the money and equipment. Well congratulations Pakistan! You are now $7.5 billion richer.

So how do you liberals feel about your savior, Barack Obama, sending out an additional 30,000 troops to Afghanistan? When Bush sent over additional troops to fight in what you liberals like to call a “pointless war”, it was considered idiotic by you morons. However, when Obama sends out troops it’s not a big deal? Unfortunately, you liberals are too stupid to realize that when Bush sent troops over, there was no “war tax”. Luckily for us, Barack plans on taxing the US citizens to pay for this.

When the first marines are sent out around Christmas, it will cost the USA approximately $30 billion dollars for just the first year of having them over there. How do you plan on paying for this Barack? Oh yeah, you’re going to tax us harder than you already are. I would say withdraw the $30 billion required to send the troops over from your so-called “stimulus plan”, but I forgot that the stimulus money is only there for lazy, incompetent people who refuse to work and rather choose to milk the government.

Now I am not opposed to additional troops being sent over, but this is not the way it should be done. You don’t go into a war with a timetable and give away our strategy. That’s just plain retarded. But what else do you expect from our moron leader?

So today our genius of a leader, Barack Obama, announced that we should expect our national unemployment rate to hit 10% sometime later this year. He also claims that “the worst is behind us”. Well, I’m sorry Obama, but I am going to have to call you out on that lie. How can the worst be behind us? It isn’t. If unemployment reaches 10%, that means that 1 out of every 10 American’s will be jobless. Sadly, that is probably a low estimate of what our nations unemployment rate will reach.

The US Labor Department reported that 247,000 jobs were cut in the month of July. The last time I checked, that is a fairly large amount of jobs to be lost in just ONE month! As sad as it may seem, the 247,000 jobs that were lost in July was the smallest amount of jobs lost in a month so far this year.

With Chrysler being bought out by Fiat and GM getting ready to end production of their Pontiac brand, what good is there to come? I am almost certain that at some point Fiat will be cutting jobs left and right to take production overseas and everyone who worked on the Pontiac assembly line will be without a job.


The worst part of all is that this could have easily been avoided. Had Obama helped out these LARGE, AMERICAN companies, a lot of jobs could have been saved. However, Barack would rather bail out dumbasses like Fannie Mae and all the morons who gave out loans to people who didn’t qualify for them in the first place.

Obama is quoted in saying,

“While we’ve rescued our economy from catastrophe, we’ve also begun to build a new foundation for growth.”

“We have a lot further to go. As far as I’m concerned, we will not have a true recovery until we stop losing jobs.”

News flash MORON: our economy is far from being rescued from catastrophe. We will not stop losing jobs until you start helping the American workforce and stop worrying about serving birthday cake to journalists.

With the way things are going and with Obama’s moronic plans for the future, don’t get your hopes up. Luckily for us, that stimulus package should be here any day now………..

Ok, so let me wrap my head around what you lefty liberals complain about.  Unemployment is through the roof, everyone’s net worth is declining, too many people have no insurance and thus have “no access to any healthcare at all” sans the numerous free clinics around the USA, out auto industry is failing, and we have all but lost our military might and are shaking in our boots about Iran and North Korea who have yet to even hold a candle to the USSR from the cold war days.

First, Obama motors:  Congrats to all, you blew your 3 month budget in a week and the top selling car was the Ford Focus, which is made in MEXICO.  Way to do jack to help the auto industry there Obama.  Runners up 2-5 were honda’s and toyota’s (at least some of them are made in America).  Obama is like a 9 year old who got his first allowance and allowed into Toys ‘R’ Us and thinks he can afford to buy the whole store.  With his whack-job cohorts leading him to believe that as president he can just print whatever money he can and that makes it currency.  Retarded.

That leads to the more obvious issue that this man knows nothing about running anything.  It is one thing to go out and speak to a few hundred people living off the teet of the government on welfare checks and living in housing projects.  Of course they are going to open wide and let Obama put anything in their mouths.  Some people in America want to work, want to pay for the best healthcare in the world, and want to remain a superpower in just about every respect.  I have no interest in blowing half of my paycheck so some lowlife urban uneducated waste of space can get a better quality of life.  I worked for mine, let them work for theirs.  Time for all these nannys to butch up a little bit. Here I’ll present an idea for all those who want a job, money, free healthcare, less fear of foreign governments and terrorist orginizations and free college education:  JOIN THE MILITARY!


First of all, the US government has been providing free healthcare to military vets for more than 200 years.  I dont think any Obamacare can do better than a 200 year history of trial and error.  As bad/good as that care may be (I wouldn’t know, I have never been in the service), it must, by definition be better than anything any member of congress can come up with.  It is a fact of the world, and just like a fine wine, things get better with time.  The VA has spent 200 years getting things right and getting things wrong to have figured out the only way to work a single payer system for the masses.

Second, it gets the majority of the fat Americans off the couch and would actually improve our healthcare system if we made these slobs run around.

Third, it might actually bring us back to America’s hey-day if we put these whiners through boot camp.  Anyone else sick and tired of hearing about hoe 27 million Americans are on depression meds and now these “doctors” think 1 in 10 kids as young as 3 are “depressed”?  (that rant is for another day.)  Life is hard, and people in america need to get back to realizing that sacrifices must be made to get anywhere in life.

Fouth, free housing.  Active duty servicemen and women enjoy free on-base housing or are subsidized for off-base housing.  Boom, fixed the housing market.

Fifth, money.  Say you are deployed living in barracks.  What are you spending your money on?  NOTHING.  How about that get rich fast method?

Sixth and final, dominance.  If every single unemployed complainer out there went into the active duty military and put as much effort into fighting the countries battles as they do complaining to congress asking for handouts, we could easily laugh our foes off the face of the planet.  Think about it, china has so many people they could literally overwhelm any foe without any military tactics at all.  We simply dont have enough bullets to wipe them out.  We can do the same.

Prove me wrong and someone please tell me how there is a better solution out there.

Really Obama? You have no problem bailing out all these retarded banks and lenders, but you’re going to be a prick to the car industries? This moron must have gotten some influence from his Fannie Mae buddy.

Is Barack Obama such a moron that he doesn’t realize that over one million US citizens work for these auto industries? This moron has no problem dishing out billions to save these morons that gave out loans to idiots who couldn’t afford them. As far as I’m concerned, those companies should be shit out of luck.

If these American auto companies go out of business, what are the millions of people who lose their jobs going to do? Is Obama going to save them like he saved the banks? Probably not. These people will be forced to find other jobs in a country that jobs are hard to come by. Most likely, these people will end up living off of what pensions they have from work (if they get any at all if these companies go bankrupt) and welfare/social security.

Wouldn’t it just make sense to help these auto companies? I mean, there’s got to be some money set aside in the Obama’s multi-trillion dollar financial plan? Oh wait, that money is set aside to save other morons like himself. Awesome…..

Our appologies for not entertaining you guys for the past few months. Now that the moron has been sworn in as our president (good job you dumbass liberals), it’s time to start calling him out and ripping on all of the stupid ass shit that he thinks will “save” the economy. He has been in office for only a month and already passed over a trillion dollars in bullshit.

Like right now, the moron himself, Barack Obama, plans on trying to “save” millions of people in foreclosure on their homes. News flash Barack- you can’t continually bail out your dumbass race. These people are in foreclosure for a reason. They haven’t paid on their homes in months and in most cases for over a year!!!!!

If you are so concerned about them Barack, how about you pay to save their homes with your own money? I just so happen to know a little bit about the foreclosure market and according to what I have seen, nearly 75% of the people who are being evicted from their homes are black. Of those 75%, about 75% of them are being evicted because they are FUCKING MORONS/BUMS. Is it really that tough of a concept to be a contributing member to society? Apparently it must be if you’re a black moron. They would much rather wait for their “brotha”, Barack Obama, to bail them out. However; have no fear, Barack is here. At the rate he is going, blacks will be living in wealth without having to do a god damn thing.

Lets be real here people. People don’t just lose their homes because “times are rough”. They lose their homes because they are: a)lazy, b)drug dependent, c)black, or d)a moron. However, the moron himself, Barack Obama must not see this, nor realize it. I have seen hundreds of people evicted from their homes (most of them black) and I can honestly say that I have felt absolutely no remorse for any of them. Does this make me a heartless person? No. It’s just hard to feel bad for morons.

Stay tuned to obamaisamoron.com! We will be trying to make daily updates to the website to better entertain all you Obama haters!

Sorry for the delay between blogs. We have been very busy lately and promise many more stories hating on Obama. With the election inching closer and closer each day, there should be plenty of stuff to rip on Barack Obama about. Stay tuned!

For the love of god, these two are both equally retarded. Black people should now better understand why everyone hates them (this isn’t the only reason, so don’t think you got off the hook that easily). I mean, how fucking stupid can you be. Especially you, Jesse Jackson. You’re a fucking CIVIL RIGHTS LEADER and you’re metaphorically threatening to castrate the BLACK man who just so happens to be running for president. Shit, I hated Jesse Jackson before this, but I thought the man had some brains. I can only imagine what this ordeal looked like…..

This is a stunt I would expect the KKK to perform. Who knows, maybe Jesse Jackson is part of the klan? With these black morons strutting around like chickens with their heads cut off, no wonder the black population is such an epic FAILURE.

The image speaks for itself.