Barack Obama; Change Moron We Can Believe In.
Yes, that’s right folks, if you haven’t realized it yet, it’s about time you did. Barack Obama is IN FACT a moron. Whether you were ready to find out or not, it is something all of america needs to realize. So one might wonder, who am I to say that Barack Obama is a moron? Well, sadly, that is a fairly simple answer to question. If you were not bright enough to realize that without me telling you, maybe perhaps, you are a moron as well? However, that is not the point here. Any man who bases the majority of his campaign on a slogan of “it’s time for things to change” and “things need to change”, needs to open his eyes and realize some things. I hate to break it to you Senator Obama and his cult following, but things are always changing. I woke up this morning, brushed my teeth, took a shower, and CHANGED my fucking clothes. I then proceeded to go outside and paint my house. Holy shit! It CHANGED colors. With or without Obama and his cult, things are changing constantly. Things change completely fine without this moron, so why would anybody want this moron to lead our “changes” for us?. If I wanted to live in a country run by a moron, I would move to Canada, which is run by a group of morons.
Another question people might ask is, how is Obama a moron?
Answer: He’s a democrat.
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Yea, that’s right, I said it. Democrats are morons.
Clearly the democratic party is lacking, in what I like to call, “brains” these days. Any party that has to send Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama as their primary candidates to represent them clearly shows that they are either a)dumb or b)gay, c)morons.
Allow me to show you exhibit A:

Photo Coutesy of Sable Verity. (moron)
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Now that you are done laughing. First off, anybody who is not in fact named Obama, nicknamed Obama, or even related to someone named Obama and gets a license plate with “obama” on it, must be a moron.
But wait, there’s more!

Photo courtesy of FoxNews.
Look, it’s a Obama and his cult. I sure do wonder when the group suicide takes place. Oh yea, that happens if morons elect this moron as president. Regardless of what has or has not been said, Barack Obama is a moron.