Archive for December, 2009

Obama spells out a plan to create jobs: M-O-R-O-N!

Tuesday, December 8th, 2009



So today, Obama outlined YET ANOTHER stimulus plan to help create jobs for citizens across the country. He is quoted saying that “we must spend our way out of this recession”. Well, yes, that sounds like a fantastic idea, but why aren’t we using the money from the previous passed $787 billion stimulus plan? Did this money just disappear? Or did it find its way into lawmakers pockets? Nobody knows for sure, but we do know that it hasn’t been spent on anything of value.

With this new stimulus plan, Obama proposed for new spending on major highways, bridges, and larger tax breaks for small business owners. Obama also stated that “we avoided the depression many feared”. Well, yes Obama, that holds true as of right now, but if we just continue to bury ourselves deeper and deeper into debt, things can only get worse.

Since the onset of our nations “recession”, over 7 million Americans have lost their jobs. Now Obama, do you think that your new stimulus plan can actually provide ALL of these Americans with jobs? I have a feeling that is highly doubtful. Sure, planning to build and repair highways, bridges, and other infrastructures could possibly help create some new jobs, but lets be real. The citizens who already have jobs in these fields will do the proposed work and most likely there will only be a handful of people hired on TEMPORARILY to help complete the work and once the work is done, they will be fired YET AGAIN.

As far as giving small businesses deeper tax breaks, it sounds nice, but lets be real here as well. Most of these small business owners will just reap the benefits of the tax breaks and stuff more money in their pockets and will not hire on additional employees. All in all, this is just another retarded idea, that will only hurt our country and fill our jobless citizens with false hopes.


Have you received anything from our “stimulus” plan? Pakistan has.

Friday, December 4th, 2009

What’s better than giving our stimulus money to the American citizens? Giving it to Pakistan. That’s right people. In case you didn’t know, Pakistan receives quite a bit of aid from the US. How much is “quite a bit”? How does $7.5 billion sound? Captain dumbass, Barack Obama, recently passed a $7.5 billion aid plan for Pakistan in order to help them build their economy and social programs.

Why the hell would we want to build Pakistan’s economy when ours is struggling the way it is? This makes absolutely no sense. Obama is better off sending $50 to every American citizen and telling them to wipe their ass with it because that’s basically where this $7.5 billion will be going; down the drain.

Many claim that Pakistan could help the US end the war if they wanted to. However, this has obviously not been the case. Instead, Pakistan seems to want no “strategic relationship” with the USA and just wants the money and equipment. Well congratulations Pakistan! You are now $7.5 billion richer.


Thank you morons that voted for Barack Obama

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

So how do you liberals feel about your savior, Barack Obama, sending out an additional 30,000 troops to Afghanistan? When Bush sent over additional troops to fight in what you liberals like to call a “pointless war”, it was considered idiotic by you morons. However, when Obama sends out troops it’s not a big deal? Unfortunately, you liberals are too stupid to realize that when Bush sent troops over, there was no “war tax”. Luckily for us, Barack plans on taxing the US citizens to pay for this.

When the first marines are sent out around Christmas, it will cost the USA approximately $30 billion dollars for just the first year of having them over there. How do you plan on paying for this Barack? Oh yeah, you’re going to tax us harder than you already are. I would say withdraw the $30 billion required to send the troops over from your so-called “stimulus plan”, but I forgot that the stimulus money is only there for lazy, incompetent people who refuse to work and rather choose to milk the government.

Now I am not opposed to additional troops being sent over, but this is not the way it should be done. You don’t go into a war with a timetable and give away our strategy. That’s just plain retarded. But what else do you expect from our moron leader?