What a moron!

Barack Obama has a 64 page “Blueprint For Change” located on his website which goes into deep detail on how he plans to “change” america. News flash Barack….YOU CAN’T KEEP BASING YOUR ENTIRE CAMPAIGN ON “CHANGE”. Shit continues to change everyday you fucking moron.

Here is an excerpt from his guide for morons:
“I’m in this race to end our dependence on Middle East oil and save our planet from the crisis of climate change so we can give our children a planet that’s cleaner and safer than we found it.”
You’re in this race to end our dependence on Middle East oil? Ha. How do you plan on lowering our dependence on foreign oil? Do you plan on shitting oil out of your black ass? I see you’re also in this race to save our planet. What, are you fucking Captain America now? Only a moron would claim that he is going to give our children a planet that is cleaner and safer than we found it. I’m no scientist here, but I’m pretty sure thats fucking impossible.

Overall analysis of this statement: MORON

Here is another quote from his Blueprint for Morons:
As president, I will end the war in Iraq, a war that I opposed from the beginning and that should never have been authorized. I will finish the fight against Al Qaeda. And I will lead the world to combat the common threats of the 21st century - nuclear weapons and terrorism; climate change and poverty; genocide and disease.
Hmm. If you end the war in Iraq, how do you plan on finishing the fight against Al Qaeda? By sucking their dicks? We all know you’re gay to begin with, so now would be a good time to come out. How do you plan to lead the world to combat these common threats? To me it sounds like we the black version of Hitler on our hands.

Overall analysis of this statement: FUCKING MORON

……more to come

Well, as previously mentioned, Barack Obama is a moron. Since not much has been said to really “back up” this fact, I will elaborate as to why Senator Obama is a moron, specfically when it comes to money.

Reasons:
He is black. Yes people, it is true. Black people are pretty fucking stupid. Especially when it comes to money. So right about now, I am sure there is some moron Obama supporter reading this (most likely a black person) screaming at their computer monitor calling me a racist and saying that black people are good with money. If someone out there is actually saying that, I will agree with them. Black people are excellent at spending money……on shit they can’t afford. Look at any major city for example. Have any of you gone through and seen how black people have destroyed these once beautiful cities? If black people were smart when it comes to money, our major cities wouldn’t be full of slum and poverty.

This leads me to my point. Obama wants to give more money to morons who are too lazy to work (that’s right black people, if you were too stupid to figure it out, this would be you). Obama wants to give out a second stimulus package that would dish out over 50 billion in US funds. Oh my, Senator Obama, that is a fucking GREAT idea. Lets give more money to more poor people, so they can spend it on weed, malt liquor, and crack. Last time I checked, that is not an effective way to “stimulate” the economy, unless being high and intoxicated is the “stimulating” Obama forsees.

Obama also wants to cut taxes for the middle/lower classes and raise taxes for the top earners. Another idea that only a MORON would think of. Hey, lets kick the people who worked their asses off in the nuts and take their hard earned money and lets give the “less fortunate” (or lazy morons) more tax breaks and more money. Hmm. Lets not and say we did. Poor people are poor for a reason. How many poor people do you know that work 40+ hours a week. None. If you are poor, it is only your fault and nobody elses at all. Hence, this is why you are a democrat and furthermore, a moron.

Finally, Obama wants to establish a “free healthcare” program. Well, first off, you fucking moron, nothing is free. Only a moron would want to give other morons (poors and blacks) free healthcare. Granted, this is a great idea, unfortunately it is not logical whatsoever. It is already bad enough that our government has programs known as “welfare” and “food stamps”, which is essentially the backbone to life for morons across the country (primarily black people). With programs like these, morons should not need more assistance. If Obama was elected president and actually established all of the above mentioned, the US economy would struggle and suffer even more than it already has. It would just fuck over all of the people who are actually educated and make real money (sorry drug dealers, you don’t count). By putting more money into the hands of morons, it just fucks america and equates into more drugs being bought in cities across the country, which helps the economy how? Oh wait, it doesn’t, thus proving that Barack Obama is a fucking moron when it comes to “saving” the american economy.

Barack Obama; Change Moron We Can Believe In.

Yes, that’s right folks, if you haven’t realized it yet, it’s about time you did. Barack Obama is IN FACT a moron. Whether you were ready to find out or not, it is something all of america needs to realize. So one might wonder, who am I to say that Barack Obama is a moron? Well, sadly, that is a fairly simple answer to question. If you were not bright enough to realize that without me telling you, maybe perhaps, you are a moron as well? However, that is not the point here. Any man who bases the majority of his campaign on a slogan of “it’s time for things to change” and “things need to change”, needs to open his eyes and realize some things. I hate to break it to you Senator Obama and his cult following, but things are always changing. I woke up this morning, brushed my teeth, took a shower, and CHANGED my fucking clothes. I then proceeded to go outside and paint my house. Holy shit! It CHANGED colors. With or without Obama and his cult, things are changing constantly. Things change completely fine without this moron, so why would anybody want this moron to lead our “changes” for us?. If I wanted to live in a country run by a moron, I would move to Canada, which is run by a group of morons.

Another question people might ask is, how is Obama a moron?

Answer: He’s a democrat.

(long pause)….

Yea, that’s right, I said it. Democrats are morons.
Clearly the democratic party is lacking, in what I like to call, “brains” these days. Any party that has to send Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama as their primary candidates to represent them clearly shows that they are either a)dumb or b)gay, c)morons.

Allow me to show you exhibit A:

Photo Coutesy of Sable Verity. (moron)

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Now that you are done laughing. First off, anybody who is not in fact named Obama, nicknamed Obama, or even related to someone named Obama and gets a license plate with “obama” on it, must be a moron.

But wait, there’s more!

Photo courtesy of FoxNews.

Look, it’s a Obama and his cult. I sure do wonder when the group suicide takes place. Oh yea, that happens if morons elect this moron as president. Regardless of what has or has not been said, Barack Obama is a moron.

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